I used to be a big fan of Gardetto’s, but I’ve since changed my mind to the butter spindles or most pretzels in general. With Gardetto’s, I get sick of the flavor relatively quickly. But with pretzels, that’s hard to do. Better than both, though, are Combos.

My mom used to have a dog that would shuck the pretzel part of the Combos off and just eat the cheese part, leaving pretzel shuckings all over the carpet.

By the way, I vote for Gardetto's -- but keep the gum handy because that garlic will stick with you!